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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Thumbs.
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Thumbs up for finally answering the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wally.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wally get this door open, it's freezing out here!
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Ada.
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Kitty.
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Kitty tell me a knock-knock joke of her own?
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Lola.
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Lola good to see you, can I come in?
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Matilda.
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Matilda take so long to get in!
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Nova.
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Nova moon moves so slowly, hurry and let me in!
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Sylvia.
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Arnie in position to get inside?
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Camilla.
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Camilla be more patient while you open the door!
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Durham.
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Durham you open the door, I'm getting impatient!
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Hugo.
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Hugo to the door, I'm waiting!
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