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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Woody like to come in already, please open the door!
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Zara'd to come inside, it's cold out here!
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Leticia.
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Leticia your heart, it's me outside!
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Macy.
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Macy pleasure to meet you, now please open the door!
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Paxton.
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Paxton door and let me in already, it's cold!
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Ruby door and let me in!
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Ada force the door, so I knocked!
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Bonnie.
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Bonnie to let me in, it's getting chilly!
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Elsa.
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Elsa bit locked out, can you open the door?
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Hansel.
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Hansel get in here soon, it's cold outside!
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Jay.
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Jay to the Z, open the door for me!
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Sylvia'd to get in, open the door please!
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Teddy.
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Teddy to come in, the door's locked!
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