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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Miguel-ow it's cold outside, let me in!
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Ottawa.
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Ottawa to let me in ASAP!
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Pippa.
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Pippa all day, let me in already!
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Sierra.
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Sierra'd to the house, here I am!
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Winnie.
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Winnie you open this door already?
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Eunice-pecting me to keep waiting?
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Harvey.
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Harvey would like to come in, please?
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Kiwi.
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Kiwi haven't let me in yet?
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Lance.
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Lance-a-lot to get in, don't you think?
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Miguel.
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Nana your business, just open the door!
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Olive you truly, that's why I'm here!
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Pug.
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Pug in, it's cold out here!
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