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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Mister mice to meet you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pasta salt and pepper, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rhoda.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rhoda boat, quicker to the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tennis important to open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy bell rings, it's time to answer the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Albert.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherwood.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherwood like to see who's at the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Barbie and Ken, let us in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fiona you answer the door, we can come in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ho-ho.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce get together soon!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mister.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tuna into this great music!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bless you, you're welcome!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nobel prize for answering the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oyster.
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