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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Boo who? Don't cry!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice door will open if you let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cargo vroom vroom, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Jamaica you crazy, but I still love you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive you and me together forever!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Surprise.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Surprise, it's your birthday!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Don't cry, it's just me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive you, and I will always love you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Banana split, so I knocked!
Knock-Knock Jokes
No silly, cow says moooooooo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Irish stew.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Irish stew in the name of the law!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Twinkle twinkle.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oswald my driver's license is!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Concert.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Concert the police, there's been a crime!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce in, it's chilly out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Just in time for a good joke!
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