Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, this joke is getting cold!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer, I'm running out of jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and get me a soda!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery, do you want me to leave them outside or come in and wash them?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wifi. Wifi who? Wifi you didn't work, I'd have to knock on your door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stop. Stop who? Stop knocking on my door, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama ask, Llama knock again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oink. Oink who? Oink once, how do you do!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore is someone knocking, let them in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your secrets, so let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go out every night?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma fear, I'm here to make you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan anyone your own size!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between two people, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chair. Chair who? Chair-ty the door, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wood like to know your name!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house, I'll sue the owner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chair. Chair who? Chair-ty the door, I’m freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? This guy's not the person I was looking for!