Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan my bags, I'm moving in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter not tell you until you open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m knocking here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma not going to tell you until you open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen on the side of the house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you, it's confidential!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore missed your shouting, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next door to you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue had your face on a milk carton?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it's really cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Twit. Twit who? Twit say anything and I'll come in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have rather one more joke than leave!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Whey. Whey who? Whey don't you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chair. Chair who? Chair-ty the door, I created a draft in here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quick, it's freezing outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Would anyone who speaks up, I'm very confused!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me or marry me not, the choice is yours!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hike you up and down!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avocado. Avocado who? Avocado hurt you, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Echo. Echo who? Echo must be god, I’m hilarious!