Knock, knock. Who's there? Disco. Disco who? Disconnect the doorbell, I'm knocking here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-hold, it's me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma not going to tell you, you have to guess!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Everest. Everest who? Everestay one welcome me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Don't you have a favorite sport?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lips. Lips who? Lips take a lifetime to say, hah!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who? Carrot wait to find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cows don't have last names, silly!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise who? Mayonnaise my lips again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda best!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to do till another joke comes along!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working, or shall I come back later?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza ready, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Go for it, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden, I'm here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank goodness you answered!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate wh- Arrr matey, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aww, how sweet of you to care!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, it's chilly out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca lunch for us today!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive for now, tell me another knock-knock joke!