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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Raisin
Knock-Knock Jokes
Raisin the bar with these jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Peas open the door, it's cold out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Taco 'bout a good joke, right?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Water
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Water you waiting for, open the door!
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Yoda best, that's who!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alexa
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Alexa glad we're friends?
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Anita joke, here's one!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Barry treasure of jokes ahead!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen let me in already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Figs no more jokes, here's another one!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gladys Friday, jokes are coming!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard you doing?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivor
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ivor eating up all these knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin case you forgot, it's me at the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lego
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lego of the door and let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce give thanks for good jokes!
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