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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Max
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Max no difference, just let me in!
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Olive you and all your jokes!
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Omelette
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Omelette smarter than I look!
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Peas
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Cow
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Cow you doing today?
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Boo-lieve me, I got more jokes!
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Alpaca the suitcase, you're going on a trip!
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Candice door open or do I need to knock again?
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Beets me, I forgot my own joke!
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No, car go beep beep!
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Dishes a nice place you have here!
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Honeybee
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Honeybee a dear and get the door for me!
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Art you glad you answered the door?
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Annie thing I can do for you?
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Alex
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Alex-plain this joke to me!
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Au
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