Just-in time for a good laugh!

Abe

Abe C D E F G H...

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke!

You don't look like a shoe!

Doris locked, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Twit. Twit who? No, you're a Twit-ter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the money!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-lo, it's me again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Control freak. Control freak who? Okay, you can start laughing now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door, it's getting chilly!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, can I come in now?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose be time to tell another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hike over here and tell me another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing there all by yourself?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Goldilocks. Goldilocks who? Goldilocks and the three jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aeneas. Aeneas who? Aeneas me again, to tell another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome man to give me a ride!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Maple. Maple who? Maple leaf you alone if you want one more joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivy. Ivy who? Ivy too late to apologize!