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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Emma.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Mama.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Ya.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Astro.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nu.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Stamp.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Dots.
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