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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch.
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Atch who? Bless you!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal.
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Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut.
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Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to close the door on your way out!
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Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google!
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Cow who? Cow says moooo!
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Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Who who? Are you an owl?
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Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?
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Who who? Are you an owl again?
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Olive who? Olive a sudden, I can't stop laughing!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana.
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Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy.
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Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking so much!
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Ken who? Ken I come in, it's freezing out here!
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