Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana break free, can you open up?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita little kiss!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avocado. Avocado who? Avocado room for another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to do until I think of a better joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive me wants to hug you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Queen. Queen who? Queen your room, it's a mess!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nora. Nora who? Nora thing, I just want to come in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kazoo. Kazoo who? Kazoo-m bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody here but us chickens!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beet. Beet who? Beet me to it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaiian. Hawaiian who? Hawaiian shirt makes you look great!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me! I forgot my own punchline!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any snacks in the kitchen?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you let me in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan take jokes very seriously!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl all of a sudden?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah joke that will make you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowbell. Cowbell who? More cowbell please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Sorry, we're closed, no booze allowed!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce leaf and go on an adventure!