Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come inside, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben a while since we've seen each other!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer card payments!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep, the delivery's here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze ready for a good time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-ard, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar to the store to buy more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm getting impatient!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the way to a good time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water way to have a good laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who? Boo-boo-hoo, that joke was terrible!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank me later for the laughs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you've got here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for you if you let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in before I melt!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woodchuck. Woodchuck who? Woodchuck you let me in already?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden I'm hungry!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swift. Swift who? Swift reply, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the best joke yet!