Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug if you let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dismay. Dismay who? Dismay be a bad joke, but it's still funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me for more jokes like this!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben thinking of this joke all day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Didyma. Didyma who? Didyma hear that joke before?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cream. Cream who? Cream real good jokes are hard to come by!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf you didn't expect another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne not tell another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy blowing this up to be funnier!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore was locked, so I knocked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's starting to drizzle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Perch. Perch who? Perch on this chair and let's chat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who? Bless you for opening the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive to laugh, so here's a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Don't you mean I am whom?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a good time, let's hang out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who? Aw, did you hurt yourself laughing?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tad. Tad who? Tad bit nipply out here, can I come in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel ringing, can you hear it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you're doing great!