Knock, knock. Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? I'll aska bout you later!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yu. Yu who? Yahoo, I'm here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Baby. Baby who? Baby don't hurt me, no more!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Whoo. Whoo who? What are you, an owl?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wood. Wood who? Wood you believe I forgot my own joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda way off!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig plucker!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wiener. Wiener who? Wiener you going to come back?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dorothy. Dorothy who? Dorothy the streets of this city!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, sorry... Never mind, it's pointless!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-dacious, right?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lime. Lime who? Lime in the coconut and drink it all up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the way I talk!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry glad to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Yes, I am!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce know if you find any good jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama let you finish, but I have the best joke of all time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a good dad joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan you believe it's me at the door?