Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive me can hear you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you go on vacation!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo. Yodel-ay-hee-hoo who? I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tick-lish!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Control freak. Control freak who? Okay, you can go first!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooove over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Give me your lunch money!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow laughing matter!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to know who’s knocking?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I want to tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over your wallet!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Everest. Everest who? Everestimpressed with your joke telling!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Frisco. Frisco who? Friscomind if I join in with a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sushi. Sushi who? Sushi good sport for hearing all these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Me too, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the jokes I tell are funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you remember me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell's broken, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be friends?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jenny. Jenny who? Jenny think you've heard this joke before!