Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Look who's laughing now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tad. Tad who? Tad bit chilly out here, do you mind if I come in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, I forgot my key!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind stops blowing, it gets warmer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica me crazy with all these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! That's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa wrong number!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute puppy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car won't go, must be broken!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be friends!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama tell you all my secrets!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to me and I'll tell you more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's chilly outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooove over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Art. Art who? R2D2, Art too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be locked out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tic-tac, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out with me today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the music, let's dance!