Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you do makes me smile!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hip. Hip who? Hip hop hooray, it's joke time!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yuri. Yuri who? Yuri so funny, you crack me up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you, you sneezed at the punchline!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey likes to tell jokes, obviously!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lego. Lego who? Lego of me, I need some space!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you, you sound sick!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go to the dance floor and bust a move!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to catch the bus!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Twitch. Twitch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody like you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you so sad? It's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you doin' today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, please let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel time, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dunnup. Dunnup who? Dunnup forget to close the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dora. Dora who? Dora the explorer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? Cabbage patch kid!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce turnip the radio!