Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan my interest if you tell me more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry Christmas and a happy New Year!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel messi soccer player!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go inside, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have been a fun joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Taxi. Taxi who? Taxi, it's starting to rain!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for a while, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carp. Carp who? Carp diem, seize the day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen, we're going to the beach!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who? Chef me out, I'm about to tell a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place for dinner around here?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama inside, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden, I've become a comedian!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Act. Act who? Act natural, I'm just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice way to greet me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you going to let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwain. Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Disco. Disco who? Discover a great sense of humor!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hi, keep up the good work!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy good joke coming your way!