Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita come in, the door is stuck!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, it's getting chilly!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Matt. Matt who? Matt doesn't fit through the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy we going to hang out again?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bath!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for you all day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden you are here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? Salad times are ahead!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in Rome, do as the Romans do!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa fly in the ointment!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita joke or you'll be stuck outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yes, I'm a cook, can I come in and eat?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Moose. Moose who? Moose be time for a new joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, just listen!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig Newton!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Velma. Velma who? Velma let me in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome to find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-lo, is it me you're looking for?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abner. Abner who? Abner guy who's telling you jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good joke for you!