Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who? Candy joke get any better?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yas. Yas who? Yahoo, it's time for another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank me later for the jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, it's starting to rain!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard this one before?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butch. Butch who? Butch your arms around me, baby!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma mater says hi!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue been missing you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy day now?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Submit. Submit who? Submit now, I have more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath to the door and find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca lunch, we can eat together!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my glass, I'm thirsty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to invite me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lemon. Lemon who? Lemon in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida whole pizza by myself!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink before we go!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo to the door and find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen a little early for Halloween?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida ho, Ida made you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca picnic, let's go outside!