Knock, knock. Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher arms around me and give me a hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a terrible joke, let me tell you another one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to hear a great joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Julius. Julius who? Julius Caesar when the joke is this good!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs me if you think I'm going to open this door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? I didn't mean to make you cry, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Henri. Henri who? Henri-thing for a good laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me, I forgot my own punchline!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howell. Howell who? Howell you doin' today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a new joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodel. Yodel who? I like to yodel le-hee-hoo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica me crazy with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my drink, I'm thirsty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dutch. Dutch who? Dutch to the store to get some more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Liza. Liza who? Liza little longer, I need to think of a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out and tell jokes all day?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your wallet!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, no need to cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Please, alpaca the suitcase, we're going on vacation!