Knock, knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? Eww, no thanks, I don't want to smell your poo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and get the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple you glad I'm here to tell jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use the doorbell?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter stand back, I'm going to sneeze!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Zizi. Zizi who? Zizi nice weather we're having today!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome to more jokes anytime!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business, I'm telling jokes here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? Cabbage to see you again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Just kidding, it's Boo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scotland. Scotland who? Scotland the Brave!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther bunny hiding eggs?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bernie. Bernie who? Bernie through the roof, it's raining!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Horace. Horace who? Horace to be out here in the rain!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hazel. Hazel who? Hazel nut who ate all the chocolate?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, I'm going on a trip!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tick-tock, time for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Venetia. Venetia who? Venetia later, alligator!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the weather, it's going to rain!