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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Tess later, I have more jokes to tell!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fiona get this door open!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arnie glad I'm knocking, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arnie you glad I'm here?
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Howard you like it if I could come in?
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Wanda go out for ice cream?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dora the explorer, there's a surprise behind the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wade a minute, are you going to open this door or not?
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Pear for the course, let me in!
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Ernie
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ernie duckies like to quack!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gal
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Gal I ever need to knock again?
Knock-Knock Jokes
King Tut
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King Tut-ankhamun, that's who!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wayne can I come in, it's freezing outside!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda go for a walk?
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Olive you and I miss you already!
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Pecan you believe it's me knocking again?
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Irish you were here, it's lonely knocking!
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Susie open the door, it's getting chilly!
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