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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Theresa snake in my boot!
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Altogether now, let's open the door!
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Lettuce in, it's getting late!
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Avenue seen my keys around here?
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Gladys finally made it, open the door!
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Jamaica
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Jamaica crazy for these jokes!
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Noah
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Noah good joke when you hear it!
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Avenue even heard of this joke before?
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Pear
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Borrow genius, let me in already!
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Last
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Last time I'm knocking, let me in!
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Luigi
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Luigi take you out for dinner tonight!
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Theresa a ghost behind me, open the door!
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Xena
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Xena door is sticky, let me in!
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Cows say
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No silly, cows say moo!
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