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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Not me, I'm still working on it!
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Butter let me in before I freeze!
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Hardy
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Hardy ever see you around here!
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Harry the door is open, why am I still knocking?
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Lion
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Lion around, waiting for you to open the door!
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Barbie
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Barbie locked, can you open the door?
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Theodore
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Theodore was closed, so I knocked!
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Alice the cop here, open up!
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Alas
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Alas I forgot my keys!
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Howie
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Howie going to get in if you don't open up?
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Thermos a big mess if you don't open the door!
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No thanks, I'm more of a Google person!
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Isabel working, I'm knocking on the door!
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Police let me in, it's freezing out here!
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Justin time for dinner!
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