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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Dewey have to keep doing this?
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Wendy doorbell going to be fixed?
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Dough
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Doughn't forget to lock the door!
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Wooden
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Wooden you like to know?
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Ice cream every time I see a knock-knock joke!
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Wayne
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Wayne can I come in?
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Armadillo
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Armadillo you going to answer this time?
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Lettuce take a walk around the block!
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Mikey
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Mikey doesn't fit in the lock, can you open the door?
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No thanks, I prefer almonds!
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Nobel every knock-knock joke!
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Violet
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Violet you going to answer the door?
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Doughnut
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Doughnut forget to lock the door!
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Fiona eat all these jokes!
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