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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Deck
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
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Dominic
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Don't mind if I'm Dominic, just open the door!
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Esther
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Esther bunny coming for Easter?
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Susie
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Lettuce in, it's getting cold out here!
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Thatcher
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Thatcher way I can come in?
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Double dare you to answer the door!
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Police open the door, it's cold outside!
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Sure
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Sure you want to keep going with these knock-knock jokes?
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Theresa
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Theresa tomorrow, I'll get it right next time!
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Zero
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Zero between us, open up the door!
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A mosquito just bit me, let me in!
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Borrow
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Vera
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