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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Vera glad I finally is here!
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Alpaca suitcase, you pack your bags!
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No bell, that's why I'm knocking!
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Hike
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I didn't know you like the great outdoors!
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Mustache you open the door, I forgot my keys!
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Wanda come in and join the party?
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Orange you glad to see me?
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Woo-hoo, it's a surprise party!
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Dishes is your friend, let me in!
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Gladys finally nice to meet you!
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I am who
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Don't you know who you are talking to? It's me!
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Isabel on a secret mission, let me in!
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Double
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Double lock the door for extra security!
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Trick or treat
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Trick or treat yourself to some candy!
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Cow says
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No silly, a cow says moo!
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