Shittyjokes Logo Lowering the bar, one joke at a time.
  • Home
  • Joke Rating

Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Arnie
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arnie having fun with these jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alto
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alto-gether now, let's laugh!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Harry the one who answered the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sam
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sam person who knocked before!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen let me in, it's cold out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yahoo, glad you're home!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard you like to be locked out?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Woo-hoo, it's party time!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Chuck
Knock-Knock Jokes
Chuck me a party, let's celebrate!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dora
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dora the explorer, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wade
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wade a minute, I'll be right there!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pecan someone without knocking?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tess
  • «
  • 1
  • ...
  • 300
  • 301
  • 302
  • 303
  • 304
  • 305
  • 306
  • ...
  • 425
  • »

Categories

  • Puns & Wordplay
  • One-Liners
  • Knock-Knock Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Observational Humor
  • Self-Deprecating Humor
  • Slapstick / Physical Comedy
  • Sarcastic / Dry Humor
  • Anti-Jokes
  • Ethnic / Cultural Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Religious Jokes
  • Tech / Nerd Humor
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes / Stereotype-Based
  • Riddles / Logic Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Bathroom / Gross-Out Humor
  • Relationship Jokes

© 2026 Shittyjokes All rights reserved.