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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Tess-ting, 1, 2, 3!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fiona
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Honeydew you wanna hear another joke?
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Scold
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Scold outside, let me in!
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Madam
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Madam foot got stuck in the door!
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Lena
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Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
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Isabelle
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Isabelle the whole world out there!
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Sarah
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Sarah doctor in the house?
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Gladys Friday, time to party!
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Norma
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Norma-lly I don't knock, but...
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Dozen
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Orange you glad you answered the door?
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Aw, don't cry! It's just a joke!
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Beets me, I forgot my name!
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Ice cream
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