Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be my friend!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cough. Cough who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? And-y body home?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Halloween, that's who!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Willie. Willie who? Willie ever stop with these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yas. Yas who? No, yas who, yas me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive these jokes make you laugh?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache us a question!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I use Google!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce become friends!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath-t of jokes I have!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who's talking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit through the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cookie will crumble if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, I'm just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good jokes left?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-ure it out, it's me at the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you answer the door, please?