Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hi-key dokey, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear more jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any good jokes left?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken your doorbell, it's broken!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette you in on a secret!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying, these jokes are funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive these jokes are so punny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the car, I'll grab the jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for enjoying these knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are making me burst into laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to tell me more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peace. Peace who? Peace out, I'm bringing more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aww, I miss you too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Sorry, didn't mean to scare you with my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for you to answer the door for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's getting late for jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Berry. Berry who? Berry glad I brought more jokes for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have more fun with knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't be sad, more jokes are on the way!