Knock, knock. Who's there? Bananas. Bananas who? Bananas are a-peeling!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Let's taco 'bout it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, like Santa says!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zooming over to say hello!

Knock, knock. Who's there? June. June who? June know how happy I am to see you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold me not, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Samoa. Samoa who? Samoa person who opens the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny home yet?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give me a treat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you think you're funny?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the peephole and see who's there!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Whey. Whey who? Whey a minute, I gotta tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to do until a better joke comes along!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know why nobody answers the doorbell anymore!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tangerine. Tangerine who? Tangerine this show up and let's get this party started!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radi-o-not, here I come!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Vicki. Vicki who? Vicki-lee you left your key!