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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Butter let me in or I'll be stuck outside!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nobel
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No bell, that's why I knocked!
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Tennis
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Tennis my last joke, I promise!
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Mustache
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I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!
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Knock knock
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Who's there?
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Lettuce
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Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Hawaii
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I'm good, Hawaii you?
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Boo
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Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Orange
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Olive
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Olive you and I miss you!
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Snow
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Snow joke, it's freezing out here!
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