Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the jokes you tell!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, the jokes never stop!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce all have a good time!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe believe we're still knocking?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for some more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry these jokes, they're not getting any better!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma bit uncomfortable standing out here, can I come in?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Sushi. Sushi who? Sushi you, sushi me, everyone loves sushi!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig-et about all the bad puns and let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda person to answer the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit of sunlight coming through that door?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in the world would you make me wait out here?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce inside, it's chilly out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car stay right where you are!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama tell you a secret if you let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to let me in, it's freezing out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in before I freeze!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke, that's who!