Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to be the one hearing all these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for ice cream so come in and join the fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette you finish so we can eat already!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's not working!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden, I feel thirsty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank goodness you finally answered the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jalapeno. Jalapeno who? Jalapeno business!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody knows the troubles I've seen!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca picnic for lunch today!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-go-moo can you hear me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna build a snowman?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Look through the peephole and see for yourself!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need to tell me I'm funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-moo, are you chicken to find out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in, it's freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Stop crying, it's just a joke!