Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to come in and visit!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, friend!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive most every joke you tell, but this one's a winner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you, let's celebrate with more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up and tell us more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for ice cream, come and get it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to dance with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate with a good joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Not me, I'm not sneezing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Perch. Perch who? Perch on your doorstep waiting for you to open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden you like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Shellfish. Shellfish who? Shellfish-ly, I had to tell you another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the one who asked me to tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I know it's time for another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me better before judging my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the last joke, promise!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gyro. Gyro who? Gyro waiting for the punchline of this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep knocking for you to answer?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I had to knock!