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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Pecan
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Pecan anyone really be this funny?
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Arthur
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Arthur any more cookies left?
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Ya
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No thanks, I prefer Google
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Abby
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Abby birthday to you!
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Ken
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Ken you let me in, it's cold out here!
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Alpaca
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Cows
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No silly, cows go moo!
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Don't be sad, it's just a knock-knock joke!
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Tank
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You're welcome!
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Police
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Police open the door, it's cold out here!
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Harry
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Harry up and let me in, it's cold outside!
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Butter
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