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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Juicy who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Juicy to know knock-knock jokes, don't you think?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nobel art in the house, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Peru who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Peru-t in or I'll keep knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Zara who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Zara knocking on your door for ages, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cows go!
Knock-Knock Jokes
No, silly, cows go moooo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Artichoke
Knock-Knock Jokes
Artichoke in this house, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Honeydew who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gladys who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gladys Friday, let's go out!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Carmen let me in or I'll keep knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Figs
Knock-Knock Jokes
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock-Knock Jokes
I'm good, Hawaii you doing?
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