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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Dishes a nice place you got here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Isabel who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Police stop telling knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dwight who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dwight you think we could get inside already?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Doris who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Harry up and open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Iva who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
I've been knocking for ages, why won't you open up?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Amish who?
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Amish you too!
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Sorry, sorry, I'll stop with the spooky jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ida who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ida terrible time trying to get in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mary who?
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Mary Christmas to you too!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Tood who?
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Toodles, I'll be back later!
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Dewey who?
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