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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Artichoke and that's why I'm knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gorilla me in, it's cold out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Barry the door, come open it!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Basil down, it's just a joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pasta the ketchup, I'll come in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oscar little time, so please open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Turtle-y awesome if you let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Jerome here, open up already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hal-lucinate, or are you really not opening the door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cactus in a minute, just open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice door open, or do I have to knock?
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Honeydew you know how to open a door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sofia
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sofia the first one here, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese a nice place you got here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nobel prize winner coming through!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yoga to know when you'll let me in?
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Ottoman
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Ottoman who you think is knocking?
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Honey who?
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Hoo who?
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