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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Snowball
Knock-Knock Jokes
Snowball fight if you don't let me in!
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Olive oil
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Olive oil be upset if you don't open this door!
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Alpaca the suitcase, I'll stay for a while!
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Woo hoo, you gonna open this door?
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Europe who's arrival is imminent!
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Mustache you a question, but I'll have to wait.
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Candice who needs a key when you have a doorbell?
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Sofia who is knocking, can you open up?
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Cheese who's here, show me the food!
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Honeydew who love a good knock-knock joke?
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Dewey who thinks they're the slowest door opener?
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Voodoo who do you think you are not letting me in?
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Wanda who left me outside so long?
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Thermos who is knocking so rhythmically?
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Europe who is at the door, open up!
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Olive oil who is desperate to come in!
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Snowball who's getting impatient out here!
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Police who's here, open the door or I'll arrest you!
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Justin who's been knocking for ages, let me in!
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