Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Candice who will regret not letting me in sooner!
Sofia who is ready to come in, open the door!
Cheese who loves a good knock-knock joke?
Honeydew who's keeping me out in the cold?
Wanda who's getting tired of knocking, just open the door!
Thermos who thinks they're keeping me out?
Wanda know how long I've been standing here?
Police who's keeping me out in the cold?
Woo who's there?
Ketchup who's there?
Figs who's knocking at the door?
Wendy who's keeping me waiting outside?
Arthur who doesn't answer the door?
Yoga who's there, open the door?
Yule who doesn't want to open up?
Taco who's there, let me in!
Annie who's at the door, let me in!
Ken who's knocking at my door?
Artichoke who's there, let me in!
Daisy who's knocking?
Figs your doorbell is broken, so I knocked!