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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice who will regret not letting me in sooner!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sofia who is ready to come in, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese who loves a good knock-knock joke?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Honeydew who's keeping me out in the cold?
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Wanda who's getting tired of knocking, just open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Thermos who thinks they're keeping me out?
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Wanda know how long I've been standing here?
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Police who's keeping me out in the cold?
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Woo who's there?
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Ketchup who's there?
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Figs who's knocking at the door?
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Wendy who's keeping me waiting outside?
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Arthur who doesn't answer the door?
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Yoga who's there, open the door?
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Yule who doesn't want to open up?
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Taco who's there, let me in!
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Annie who's at the door, let me in!
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Ken who's knocking at my door?
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Artichoke who's there, let me in!
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Daisy who's knocking?
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Figs your doorbell is broken, so I knocked!
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