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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel – that's why I knocked!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Gonna make you cry!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like a peanut!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
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Barry the door and let me in!
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Oscar-n me, open up!
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Turtle-y amazing, open the door!
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Wendy who's there, answer the door!
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Wooden shoe like me to knock again?
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Chemistry who's there, open up!
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Dewey who thinks they won't open the door?
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Europe who needs to open this door?
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Voodoo what's taking you so long to respond?
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Candice open the door, it's cold outside!
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Sofia the door open, can I come in?
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Honeydew you think it's time to open up?
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Cheese the one to open the door?
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Nobel who's knocking, open up!
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Yoga-na come in, or what?
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