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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Ottoman the door, I'm knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Doris always have to knock to come in?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Europe open the door, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Thermos for the door to open please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dewey have to keep knocking?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Voodoo open the door, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda come in, I'm knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin time for you to open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Police open the door, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Snowball in the door's court, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive oil be happy if you let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Woo heard me, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Doris locked, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Europe early, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Thermos room for one more at this party!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Police here, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Snowball in your court, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive oil your door hinges are rusty, just let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Europe who is here, let me in!
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Voodoo who thinks they're too cool to open the door?
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Dewey who left me knocking for so long?
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