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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Figs the doorbell, knock knock!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yoga-na do something fun and open this door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alice body from home can open this door, please?
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Ketchup with me if you let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wooden shoe like to know what's behind this door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Annie one home or should I keep knocking?
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Ben knocking for a while, let me in already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Interrupting cow who needs to open this door!
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Tango through this door and make it snappy!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Olive your jokes are getting old, open the door!
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Mustache you to open this door already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Europe
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Europe early, are you ready?
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Thermos
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Thermos be a better way to knock!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dewey have to stand outside?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Voodoo
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Voodoo you think you are to keep me waiting?
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Wanda know how long I've been knocking?
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Justin time to let me in!
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Police open up, it's cold out here!
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