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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Turtle
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Turtle-y awesome!
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Oscar
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Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!
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Jerome
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Jerome all the way to the bank with these jokes!
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Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
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Daisy
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Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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Barry
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Barry glad you opened the door, it's freezing out here!
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Basil
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Basil not fall down, open the door!
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Pasta
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Pasta sauce and let me in, it's cold outside!
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Hal
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Hal-lelujah, you finally opened the door!
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Cactus
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Cactus make you happy if you let me in!
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Figs the doorbell, I'm here!
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Ketchup and I'll tell you!
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